me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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