Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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