I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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