yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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