He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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