You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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