I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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