yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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