Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Barsexuality is the new black.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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