He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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