Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
