That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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