No, you can still breathe under the balls.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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