I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize
