oh god the rape fog is back!
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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