The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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