I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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