Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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