I think i sorta joined a cult last night
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm bleeding and have questions
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
