Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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