I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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