My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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