This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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