week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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