You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
soo... how was my night?
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