her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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