Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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