Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you will always have a special place in my vag
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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