I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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