i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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