Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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