dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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