Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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