What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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