They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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