So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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