Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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