so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He has the fingertips of a God
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