Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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