Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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