Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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