She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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