she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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