shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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