Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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