Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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