my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Found the puke drawer
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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