He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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