I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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