I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
no you cant smoke seaweed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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