that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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