Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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