I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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