Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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